Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Thanksgiving Run-ons

1: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
2: Where's popcorn? 

1: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
2: Because he had the drumsticks 

1: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
2: The outside 

1: What do you call a running turkey?
2: Fast food. 

1: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
2: Pumpkin pi. 


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