1:
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
2:
Where's popcorn?
1:
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
2:
Because he had the drumsticks
1:
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
2:
The outside
1:
What do you call a running turkey?
2:
Fast food.
1:
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its
diameter?
2:
Pumpkin pi.
