Dinosaur Theme Run-ons

Cub #1: Hey, I saw some T-Rex tracks about a mile East.

Cub #2: Great! Which way is West?

Cub #1: What do you call a dinosaur from Texas?

Cub #2: Tyrannosaurus Tex!

Cub #1: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?

Cub #2: Dino-Mite!

Cub #1: Why didn’t dinosaurs like to drive cars?

Cub #2: Because of all the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

Cub #1: What was the fastest dinosaur called?

Cub #2: The Pronto – Saurus

Cub #1: What do you do with a green dinosaur?

Cub #2: Wait till it ripens.

Cub#1: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?

Cub#2: An Apato – SNORUS!

Cub#1: How do dinosaurs pass their exams?

Cub#2: With EXTINCTION!

Cub#1: What kind of dinosaurs like Hip-Hop music?

Cub#2: Raptors!

Scout 1: You should never pull on a dinosaur’s tail.

Scout 2: Why not?

Scout 1: Because to the dinosaur it’s just a tail, but to you it could be the end.

Scout 1: What dinosaur knows more synonyms than any other?

Scout 2: A Thesaurus.